boogers

WARNING: If you have a squeamish stomach please do not read.

Thursday morning Cadence woke up not feeling so good. As the weekend has progressed she has gotten worse everyday. She now is running a constant low fever, coughing up flem every few minutes and I believe the green slim from Nickelodeon is streaming out her nose at all times.

Before I had a child I have held many a head over a toilet for a good drunk friend. I have seen some very nasty things on the streets of new Orleans. I have also cleaned up after a few animals in my day. But now i feel that at all times my shirt is covered in some kind of yucky mess. I do not mind whipping a runny nose with my hand if it is the only thing I have at the time. I also have found that I do not mind sticking my nose close to my child's butt knowingly that it is probably not going to smell very good. What happened to me? It is crazy how having a child makes you throw out every personal sense of cleanliness for that of the child.